How to make cool drink in less than a month

Here we go.

Step 1: get some coke

Step 2: go to the car dealership

Step 3: buy a metal door made out of stainless steel

Step 4: pay the vet for the door

Step 5: remember how you bought 10 printers? okay what you're gonna do is put them in the washing machine and wait aproximately 12-25 years

Step 6: sell your house, you wont need it anymore

Step 7: now pour some coke in a gas can

Step 8: Get some mentos from your nearest nuclear silo

Step 9: Put the whole package of mentos in the gas can

Step 10: remember the printers? Take them out and let them play with each other

Step 11: Put the gas can in the fridge

Step 12: After 12 seconds of being in the freezer take out the gas can

Step 13: Enjoy.